"The EU's Fools With Rules, Part 2"
by
Desert Gal
The 'crats of yesteryear broke the spine of the Persian empire, paralyzed the Incas in their later days, and brought the word
"mandarin" into the world's vocabulary. By the way, if someone calls you a mandarin it is
NOT a compliment.
Looking at the recent EU plan, reading the interminable pages of convoluted gobbedygook, one can only assume that it was conceived by
Big Brother and the
Red Queen during an all-night drinking session.
Supposedly a piece of legislation to protect biodiversity in food plants, it soon becomes apparent that its real purpose is to eliminate biodiversity entirely. It is obvious that the new laws will criminalize the people who are growing them. Cultivating vegetables will become a punishable offense if you do not grow the
"right" ones.
Now who decides which vegetables are the
"right" ones? An unelected batch of 'crats will decide which vegetables are
"right" and more importantly which ones are
"wrong." And here we ignorant farming people thought that all vegetables were equally good for you. We knew nothing about the dangers of rogue carrots and undocumented cucumbers, so this selfless band of public servants, who can tell at one glance which stick of celery is endangering the world, has come to save us from... what was it again that they are saving us from?
Oh yes, growing the wrong vegetables.
This is such a pressing problem that we don't know why it didn't get on the EU's agenda sooner.
Luckily, God is great and He gave us many wonderful plants and the skill to grow them as well as the good sense to know what is good for us and bad for us. To have our entire food supply at the mercy of the fools with rules would be bad for us and every other person on the planet.
We may not be able to stop this massive portion of idiocy from becoming law, at least temporarily, but farmers and gardeners should consider it their duty to future generations to put a spoke in the wheel at every opportunity, while pretending to comply.
Seeds are small and can be hidden almost anywhere. And most seeds according to type look very much alike. Most vegetables look alike too. It should not be too much trouble to grow your own kind of carrot while putting one of their labels on the row marker.
Will they pull up every radish in every garden to make sure that we are growing the
"right" ones? Unless the 'crats develop tricorder capabilities a la Star Trek how will they be able to tell your pet lettuce from theirs? Or how about planting the first three in the row from their seed and the rest from your seeds? You can save the approved ones for visiting 'crats as you gratefully present them with gift baskets.
After all they saved us from... what did they save us from again? Oh yes, all those vicious illegal dangerous vegetables we might have grown in our gardens.
We are so very grateful.
Actually the opportunities for mischief... er... non-violent protest are almost endless.
Nature itself will work against their rules. If hybrid vegetables are grown out to a second generation, the offspring may exhibit the traits of either parent plant or any mix in between. This means new plants and possibly new varieties will grow out of their
"non criminal" vegetables. What a shame. And they had such good law abiding parents.
Unless it becomes a crime to save seed from year-to-year. Good luck in trying to stop us from doing that on every farm and every garden. They are going to need a team of enforcers more numerous, more efficient, and more pervasive than the East German security services. And the 'crats, in passing these laws, may evev cause much suffering. They may even cause famine in Europe as they have in other places where they have seized control of the food supply.
They will cause many people to commit
"crimes" as the most ordinary and fundamental rural freedoms, like owning a cow or planting a garden, will suddenly becomes violations of the law.
Am I being too cynical when I suggest that the real intended consequence of the rules of the fools with rules is producing classes of people the 'crats can legally harass?
I don't think so.
This is all going to be very unpleasant.
But God, nature, the rules of plant genetics, and every free farmer and gardener are on our side in this one.
And our allies are as numerous as the seeds on a dandelion clock and the blades of grass in the fields.